Mason Dash Disick is Okay!

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick received a scare on Friday night.
Following an allergic reaction to peanut butter, the couple called 911 and was advised to bring son Mason to a New York City hospital. Fortunately, there was no real damage and the family returned home after just a brief visit.

It will take more than peanut butter and an attention-starved mother to bring Mason Dash down!!!

Kourtney blogged about the incident today, shooting down reports that blew the incident out of proportion and writing: "I learned such a lesson with this…to always follow my instincts and call 911. Always better safe than sorry.

"The creepy part is…WHO took those pictures and video I’ve seen online from outside our house?"

We can't say for certain, Kourt. But such are the consequences when you turn your private life into a television show.

Avan Jogia Wishes Miley Cyrus Happy, Kiss-Filled Birthday!

Miley Cyrus celebrated her 18th birthday a couple days early last night.
First, the singer performed "Love and Forgiveness" at the American Music Awards. Then, she rented out Los Angeles nightclub Trousdale and threw herself a party, surrounded by friends (Demi Moore, Rumer Willis, AJ Michalka) and family members (mother Tish).
Click on the following photos from the event for a closer look at each:

Cyrus turns 18 tomorrow, but she received the best birthday present of all from rumored boyfriend Avan Jogia around 2 a.m. this morning.

At least let's hope that was Avan Jogia. Late into the party, some guy was spotted kissing Miley's neck. See the photographic evidence of this tongue bath below:

Insane Producer Swears: Michael Jackson is ALIVE!!!

Music producer Teddy Riley has serious issues ... with the fact that people just ASSUME Michael Jackson is dead. Come on, people, it's a conspiracy!
Riley, who worked with MJ all the way to the end - or WAS it the end?! - has reignited a conspiracy theory after Tweeting that he believes he's alive.
Where is he? How would he possibly live in secret even if he did fake his own death successfully? Why would he abandon his kids? Not explained.

Wherever Michael Jackson is, Teddy Riley wishes him the best.

Riley worked with MJ on his Dangerous album and produced the (possibly) late singer's controversial song "Breaking News" on his upcoming Sony album.
Riley wrote, "If people can think Elvis is still alive why the F#*@ I cant [sic] think Michael is still alive." Truly, no one can argue that kind of sage wisdom.
A fan then wrote to him: "Akon said he believes Michael is in hiding and will be coming back one day. Im curious to know what ya think bout that."
His take: "AKON IS MY FRIEND AND WE THINK ALIKE." Enough said.

A Royal Wedding Date: Coming Soon!

A few days after their engagement was made official, more details and rumors are coming out regarding the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton.
For example: Phillipa Lepley is the leading candidate to design Kate's dress.
But the most pressing question of all remains unanswered: When will these two walk down the royal, expensive aisle?

No date has been announced, but multiple sources confirm there's a good chance the nuptials take place in late April.

"There is a date they have in mind, and it's a case of working it out with the relevant parties," a spokesman said.

But why April? A couple of reasons stand out:

1. It would be well ahead of polo season, a sport in which William participates.
2. It would take place after Easter and the preceding period of Lent, which the Queen seriously observes.

As for Middleton's life these days, she continues to meet with senior staffers. They're helping her settle into the unique, specialized atmosphere or royal life/protocol. Says an insider, making a major understatement:
"She will have all sorts of preparations in the run-up to the wedding."

Princess Snooki Celebrates Birthday in Style

Snooki from Jersey Shore turns 23 tomorrow, but like fellow November 23 birthday girl Miley Cyrus, she got the party underway early over the weekend.
Unlike Miley's birthday party, Lifestyles condoms sponsored it.
Between sucking face with JWoww, enjoying an intimate dinner for two with boyfriend Jionni LaValle and dressing up like a princess ... it was AWESOME.
Check out some photos from this unforgettable night ...

 

Meet Avan Jogia: Who is Miley Cyrus' Boyfriend?

That's it, we're calling it: Avan Jogia is officially Miley Cyrus' new boyfriend.
This may have been questionable when initial reports simply said the pair had been spotted out a couple times. But that was definitely Jogia making out with Miley at her birthday party over the weekend, as the photo on the bottom left was taken of the young actor at the bash:

Are you looking at Miley's new man? [Photos: Pacific Coast News, Getty]

So, who is Avan Jogia? A primer:

• He was born in Vancouver.
• He first recurred on three episodes of The CW's Aliens in America.
• He starred on Caprica, SyFy's follow-up to Battlestar Galactica, as the character of Ben Stark.
• He currently appears as Beck Oliver on Nickelodeon's Victorious.
• His full name is Avan Tudor Jogia.
• He's an Aquarius.

What the Heck is Willow Smith Wearing?!?

In a recent interview with W Magazine, Willow Smith says she can't do anything without her mother's permission.
Therefore, we'll direct this question at Jada Pinkett Smith: What the heck were you thinking letting your 10-year old daughter out of the house in this outfit?!?
The singing sensation attended last night's American Music Awards with her family and showed up in an ensemble that can only be described as uglier than Michael Lohan's attempts to capitalize off his daughter. But, hey, at least this isn't the most embarrassing piece of news concerning someone named Willow to come out today...

What do you think? Willow Smith's outfit is...

Clinton Yunker: Dating Amber Portwood!

Fresh off being served with felony battery charges, and having temporarily lost her baby because her life is in such disarray, Amber Portwood is dating again.
Clinton Yunker is the name of the brave soul willing to go there, and he's described by Hollywood Life as "a young dad, a drinker, and an MMA fighter."
Good thing, too, because when you're in a relationship with Amber Portwood, you tend to receive a beatdown every so often. Just ask Gary Shirley.

YUNKER IN HER TRUNK: Clinton is Amber's new baggage.

After plowing through a slew of young men in Anderson, Ind., Amber has zeroed in on Yunker, himself the father of a two-year-old daughter. Will it last?
Well the mixed martial arts fighter is nicknamed “Daddy Long Legs,” he's been in four official bouts, and according to these photos, enjoys Budweiser.
In short, we have no effing clue. But if fighting and drinking are two of his pastimes, he may have found his soul mate in Amber Portwood. Sorry Gary.

Jessica Simpson Pregnant? Nah, Just Sick

Can't people give Jessica Simpson some credit?
From the moment she got engaged to Eric Johnson, rumors began flying that she bought her own ring and is only trying to keep up with Nick Lachey.
Then, peeps assumed she must be knocked up, a story gaining traction today when she appeared on The Early Show and admitted booting earlier.

Jessica Simpson is not with child. Just with the flu.

Talking to CBS' Harry Smith, she admitted throwing up right before the interview: "I've had better mornings, I admit. I won't let you smell my breath."
It turns out it was just the flu, however. A source close to the newly engaged singer says "She's not pregnant." Explains the insider: "She was just sick."
So, there you go. Her breath is awful, but she's very happy and can't stop gushing over the proposal by Eric Johnson, who loves her anyway. The end.

Classmates: Willow Palin is a Binge-Drinking, Curfew-Breaking Drug Dealer!

Willow Palin's homophobic Facebook rant? That was nothing.
According to some narc classmates, Sarah Palin's 16-year-old daughter is an out-of-control party animal who once brokered a drug deal ... at 1 a.m.!
One in the morning! Sarah, do you know where your children are?!

Who is Willow Palin and who is raising her?!

Several former peers of the 16-year-old have gone on record telling Life & Style that Willow "chugged" vodka at a party took part in a "1 a.m. drug deal."
Surprisingly, Tre is not among the narcs quoted by the tabloid.
Lance Nezaticky says he watched Willow Palin take part in a late-night drug deal in a deserted Target parking lot in her hometown of Wasilla, Alaska.
He watched as a male driver pulled up, with Willow riding shotgun. The driver bought $20 worth of marijuana, says Nezaticky, then handed it to Willow.
"It was definitely her," Nezaticky says. "There's no question. I had met her before."
After buying roughly two grams of pot, Willow and her companion drove off. "Willow had been told that the pot was really good stuff," Nezaticky recalls.
Another peer, Matt Scott, shockingly reveals that in October 2009, Willow hid herself away at a party and took swigs straight from a bottle of liquor.
Truly staggering revelations, these.
Imran Chaudhry, who was also at the party, confirms an underage Willow was guzzling vodka: "I saw her drinking from a bottle of Monarch," he says.
"She was chugging it pretty hard."
Hey, what's she gonna do, sip that crap?

Taylor Swift Bangs Away at American Music Awards

Taylor Swift went Back to December at last night's American Music Awards.
The country singer picked up a major trophy and also serenaded fans with a rendition of one of her "Speak Now" singles. What did you think of the performance?
Swift also debuted a new hairstyle at the event, posing backstage before and after the show with bangs and a noticeable absence of curls. It looks like the artist is aiming for a more mature look, which is appropriate if she really is dating a certain older man...

Do you like Taylor Swift in bangs?

David Arquette Parties in Miami, Denies Flipping of Any Lids

Yes, David Arquette partied in Miami all weekend, living it up at the Fontainebleau, dancing the night away at LIV nightclub and being "surrounded by women" all evening, a witness reports.
And, yes, the recently-separated actor Tweeted photos of himself in Florida, including one of him with a male friend that reads "Enjoying a little gay dance [party]."
And, okay, Jasmine Waltz went on record last week with a less-than-flattering description of her time in bed with Arquette.
Still, the actor has a message for everyone: CHILL.

"I know people think I've flipped my lid but I haven't," Arquette Tweeted Saturday. "I'm cool. Listen to Bob Marley's "Soul Rebel" you'll know where I'm comin' from."

Or just look at the pictures above. The guy looks like he's doing okay to us, doesn't he?

Jessica Simpson Recalls Eric Johnson Proposal

Tears of joy. They flowed from the face of Jessica Simpson after Eric Johnson, her boyfriend of less than six months, proposed to her November 11.
Opening up about her recent engagement during a Monday appearance on The Early Show, Simpson called Johnson's proposal "a total surprise."
"I had to sit on his knee; I was too shocked to really get what was happening."

Eric Johnson will soon become Mr. Jessica Simpson.

What was her reaction when Johnson, a Yale graduate and former NFL tight end, presented her with a ruby, diamond and gold Neil Lane sparkler?
"I first said 'Yes!'" Simpson told Harry Smith, giggling. "I didn't even try the ring on for 5 minutes," she adds. "I just sat there and cried with him."
Guess she didn't pay for it herself then.
She says she loves that Johnson went the unconventional route with her new sparkler, choosing the ruby, her birthstone, to make it stand out.
"I've already done the traditional thing," she sniffed of her ring from first husband Nick Lachey, who's also newly engaged to Vanessa Minnillo.
"I wanted to do something that was different."
She says Eric "had a plan a long time ago" to propose. "He had a [sit-down] with my mom and dad about it... He was a gentleman about it."
Eric is "the best man in my life... He is really thoughtful. Keeps me very centered. [He always] makes me feel like my feet are on the ground.'"
"He's the most special part of my life and my day."
All together now ... AWWW!

Yes, Kim Zolciak is Pregnant!

She tried playing coy for awhile, referring to rumors of her pregnancy as hilarious, but the money is finally right time has finally come for Kim Zolciak to come clean: she's knocked up!
"I was surprised," Zolciak tells the latest issue of Life & Style, referring to the Kroy Biermann-sponsored bun in her oven. "While it wasn't planned, God clearly has a bigger and better plan for us and we're excited."

Zolciak says she was "appalled and disgusted" when ex-girlfriend Tracy Young went public with this news, even claiming Kim had broken up with Kroy and asked Tracy co-raise the child with her.

But now Zolciak - who has two daughters from a previous marriage - is over it. "I'm the happiest I've ever been," she says.

Gabriel Aubry: Kourtside with Kim Kardashian!

The Los Angeles Lakers defeated the Golden State Warriors 117-89 last night. Not exactly a surprising result, considering the talent gap between these two teams.
But Gabriel Aubry and Kim Kardashian made sure fans were taken aback by at least one development: these two sat courtside at the game, embracing the camera at every opportunity, as evidenced below:

Look, there's one guy in this building I haven't dated!

Aubry split from Halle Berry in April, following four years of dating. He and the actress are the parents of a daughter, Nahla, and have remained friendly since the break-up.

Kim, meanwhile, claims to be happy on her own - but it wouldn't be surprising if she's dabbling in a bit of Canadian cuteness while single. What do you think of these two as a couple?

AMA Fashion Face-Off: Katy Perry vs. Rihanna

Chart-topping friends Katy Perry and Rihanna both performed at Sunday's American Music Awards. Who will perform better in a test of style supremacy?
Katy looked adorable as ever on the red carpet, so much so that we can't help wonder if that dress may have helped salvage this rendition of "Firework."
Meanwhile, Rihanna's performance to open the show was a good one, but does her latest style experiment measure up? Vote on the fashion champ below:

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Who looked better at the AMAs?

Lindsay Lohan Spending Thanksgiving With ... Dad?!

Since Lindsay Lohan has been barred from leaving the state of California during this week's Thanksgiving holiday, she'll be spending it in the Golden State.
With her father Michael!
The troubled star tried to get permission from officials at the Betty Ford clinic to head back to New York for the holiday, to be with her mother and siblings.

LIKE OLD TIMES: Will Thanksgiving 2010 mark a new, positive chapter in the Lohans' relationships? Or just another bump on an extremely bumpy road to ruin?

Betty Ford wasn't having it though, so she'll have turkey at a home in Palm Springs where MiLo is staying, close to the rehab center! Miracles can happen!
Michael wants his ex-wife and Lindsay's awful mom, Dina Lohan, and all of their kids to come out and spend the day, but for now, Dina's not interested.
Maybe a Christmas miracle instead?

Courtney Love Social Networking Nudity Returns!

Courtney Love is back in full effect on Twitter. Revealing far more of herself than anyone ever wanted to see on Twitter, to be more precise. Just revolting.
No wonder Frances Bean Cobain wanted to be emancipated from this whack job before she turned 18. Courtney ... NO ONE CARES. Keep it in your pants.
Be that as it may, the Hole "singer" posted some strange and oddly disturbing images for us to enjoy. Follow the jump to see her latest effort if you dare:

We don't even want to know.

Kate Gosselin: The Show Goes On!

It's official. Kate Gosselin fans** everywhere can now breathe a sigh of relief.
** - If you can identify yourself as a Kate Gosselin fan, seek psychiatric help.
Amid reports that she's an abusive monster facing financial ruin, she can rest assured that Kate Plus 8 and her new show, Twist of Kate, aren't being axed.

TLC STAPLE: Kate Gosselin remains one, rumors be damned.

Twist of Kate follows the single reality TV mom as she visits and helps families facing tough obstacles. That's pretty LOL-tastic, given her kids' rage issues.
As it turns out, the flurry of rumors about the shows getting the axe due to poor ratings are "100 percent not true," a rep for Gosselin confirmed to Us.
We just hope she helps families in need pinch pennies by feeding rotten food to their offspring. Hey, it's a recession, every little bit saved is critical.

AMA Fashion Face-Off: Ne-Yo vs. The Situation

When Ne-Yo and The Situation clash in a celebrity style showdown ... actually, that's never happened before to our knowledge. All bets are off in this face-off.
Fresh off the birth of his first child with Monyetta Shaw, Ne-Yo performed (and looked dapper to say the very least) Sunday at the American Music Awards.
The Situation, fortunately for those with the ability to hear, did not perform any music, although after Angelina Pivarnick's debut single, the bar's set low.
Which of the two fellas looked better last night? Vote!

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Who was dressed better?

Capri Anderson Describes Slur-Filled, Violent Night with Charlie Sheen

For the first time she spent a night in New York City with Charlie Sheen last month, Capri Anderson is speaking out.
The porn star has given an interview to ABC - part of which will air today on Good Morning America and more later on Nightline - in which she says the evening "got really bad toward the end of the night."
Anderson says her date was "very loud" from the outset and "had no hesitations when it came to using derogatory language or cuss words." She goes on to mention "racial slurs" uttered by Sheen, one of many charges levied against the actor from October 25.

Do you believe Capri Anderson?

"It wasn't until he put his hands around my neck that I really thought to myself, 'You have gotten yourself a bad, bad situation,'" Anderson tells ABC News correspondent Ashleigh Banfield.

Anderson might very well sue Sheen, saying "I'm not going to stand down and be completely walked over" and adding:

"I think that this story and this treatment sends a message in itself and this is clearly something that's not right. It's not right to hurt people. It's not right to scare people. It's not right to carry on with such disregard for the people around you."

In response to the adult film actress' allegations, Sheen's lawyer, Yale Galanter, points to Anderson's website, on which she said she was "fine" soon after the incident and concludes:

"We will defend this lawsuit vigorously and will never pay her a dime. These allegations against Mr. Sheen are completely false, and are an blatant attempt to cash in on his celebrity."

AMA Fashion Face-Off: Brandy vs. Karina Smirnoff

Fresh off her stunning elimination from Dancing With the Stars, which airs its final performances of the season tonight, Brandy stepped out for the AMAs Sunday.
Despite the fact that she clearly should be competing for the title and not watching with us tonight, her sparkly pants brought a little of the Mirror Ball with her.
The same goes for Karina Smirnoff, whose DWTS partner The Situation was featured in a fashion face-off by THG a few minutes ago. Who looked better? Vote:

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Who looked better, Brandy or Karina Smirnoff?

The Black Eyed Peas' American Music Awards Performance Welcomes Us to the Future

While Justin Bieber won Artist of the Year at last night's American Music Awards, the Black Eyed Peas proved themselves worthy of their Best Pop/Rock Group title as well. Their performance of "This Time (The Dirty Bit)" was ... something else.
Something else is the only way to put it.

There's no comparison to the flashy, glow-in-the-dark spectacle accompanying their new single, which borrows the chorus of the Dirty Dancing theme song, "(I've Had) The Time of My Life," as will.i.am and Fergie crooned to throughout.
It was the freestyle dance moves and dancers wearing box-shaped headpieces that really stole the show, though. At the end, will.i.am plugged the band's new album, saying, "November 30, The Beginning. Welcome to the future!"

Dancing With the Stars Producers Deny Bristol Palin Conspiracy at Work

The fact that Bristol Palin made it into the finals has a lot of people scratching their heads (or mailing white powder to the set). But it's no conspiracy.
"She deserves it," Dancing With the Stars executive producer Conrad Green says. "A significant portion of our viewing audience believes that, too."
Week after week, as Bristol advances and superior talents like Audrina Patridge, Rick Fox, and Brandy have fallen, conspiracy theories have surfaced.

DANCING FINALIST: Like it or not, Bristol Palin (with partner Mark Ballas) will be competing for the MirrorBall trophy in this week's finals. Will she actually win it?

Speculation has arisen about whether the Tea Party, which strongly supports her mom Sarah, is involved in an organized effort to promote Bristol.
On one conservative Web site, Freerepublic (dot) com, some of the site's 300,000 users have used discussion threads to encourage votes for Palin.
Bristol Palin, that is.
One asked users to "make liberal heads explode and vote for Bristol" Nov. 8 to advance her to the semifinals. That's pretty much what happened.
But Green insists, "There's nothing in the voting system that looks at all strange."
He says that the entire process – text votes, call-in votes and email votes – "is all overseen by the Broadcast Standards team, independent of us and the network to make sure that everything is absolutely done scrupulously."
While some say the show's credibility is in question after this year, Green says this isn't the first time a less skilled dancer has made it this far.
Of Bristol's surprise run, he says, "You can argue whether or not she deserves to be there more than someone else who the judges have assigned to be a better dancer, but then make sure you vote for that person. It's not rocket science."
He also notes that plans to change the system to give the judges' scores more weight than audience votes are false, because that's already in place.
"Everyone is having a go at our system, but unlike American Idol, our professional judges count for half of the total for each couple each week, so there's already a built-in attempt to make the dance quality matter," Green says.
"We set the rules down and this is the game and if this is how it turns out, then this is how it turns out. I think it's absolutely fair."
What do you think? Does Bristol Palin deserve to be in the finals?

Malin Akerman Cast in Lindsay Lohan's Inferno Role

She says the decision to part ways was mutual, while our reports say Lindsay Lohan got fired from Inferno. Regardless, she's out of the Linda Lovelace biopic.
The filmmakers have already replaced her, too. Malin Akerman, best known for roles in Watchmen, Couples Retreat and The Heartbreak Kid, will star instead.
"Malin is passionate to take the challenge of the role to task," says Inferno producer Chris Hanley, "and we feel she has the talent to meet that challenge."
The downside? All the Lindsay Lohan pics to promote the film are wasted!

CHOKE ARTIST: A scene from Lindsay Lohan's bedroom Tuesday night Inferno.

Happy Birthday, Scarlett Johansson!

Scarlett Johansson turns 26 years old today and we're officially at a loss for what to get the actress. After all, she already possess two of the most meaningful items around:

1. A husband that looks like THIS.
2. A body that looks like THIS.

Therefore, we'll simply send our very best wishes to GQ's Babe of the Year and encourage readers to do the same. Ogle the photos below of this curvy beauty and try not to get any drool on your shirt, fellas...