Kim Kardashian: Spotted Snogging Cristiano Ronaldo!

Reggie Bush may be moving on with Jessie James, but Kim Kardashian isn't standing around and letting her large breasts go to waste.
One of Great Britian's leading tabloids reports that Kim was spotted this week with soccer star Cristiano Ronaldo - and the pair were snogging up a storm!
"She and Ronaldo were kissing and very affectionate," an onlooker told The Sun. "They looked to be getting on really well, laughing the whole time."

But the hook-up didn't end there: witnesses claim Kim jumped into a chauffeur-driven Mercedes G-Wagon later in the night, followed Ronaldo (in his Audi) back to his place, and stayed for approximately four hours.
She left the next day for the States, seemingly content with lapping up the sloppy seconds of her former BFF. If Ronaldo had planned on tapping the backsides of Kardashian and Paris Hilton, one might say he's accomplished his GOOOOOAAAAAL!
(One might also recommend a trip to the free clinic.)